One for Carol…..

By On May 17, 2012 · 1 Comment

I don’t remember the first time I met Carol.

Probably because she’s been in my life, my very distant chosen family, for almost my entire life.

That’s something not many people can say….

I’m lucky enough to have one of those “cool aunties” who spoils you rotten with everything awesome you’re not suppose to enjoy…like [...]

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Best Mother’s Day EVER

By On May 14, 2012 · 1 Comment

Gorgeous weather.

2 FULL days of absolute sunshine = absolutely unheard of in Seattle

We rocked the shit out of our weekend together.

We went to the zoo, she built me a bear, we strolled around downtown Seattle and Pike’s Market holding sweaty hands for hours.

We sang “Stronger” at the top of our lungs [...]

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The threat to marriage is not Peter loving Paul, it’s me.

By On May 10, 2012 · 6 Comments

Alright so this is not the PIT’s Disney birthday update or the mama gets surgified updates.

This is simply a stepping stone back to blogging aka this is a motherfucking rant.

It’s been a topic of hot debate for years. I don’t see why but whatever

I generally tune out any debate about gay marriage [...]

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“I’m sorry, did you say surgeries, as in more than one?!”

By On April 2, 2012 · 6 Comments

I’ve been a single mama for almost 10 years to the day.

I worry, a lot.

I *thought* I had thought of it all, fathomed everything that could possibly go wrong, had a plan B, C, and D (d is surrender & accept help) ……it almost always ends there.

I should really move that [...]

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Wordless Wednesday: Random text from the PIT = Awesomeness

By On March 22, 2012 · Leave a Comment

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10 years in the making…

By On March 11, 2012 · 6 Comments

I was planning the PIT’s first birthday party (a pool party, she still loves to swim) when the slight shimmer of a dream popped into my mind.

She was born on the 10th, thus making her “golden birthday” at the perfect age for an epic celebration—Disney vacation style.

It was an almost laughable idea at [...]

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Yeah I said it

By On March 3, 2012 · 4 Comments

I’m not a political person.

I write in Clint Eastwood for president every election year.

I pay no attention to the “issues” because quite frankly, I get bored easily and nobody ever drops an eff bomb which is fucking disappointing….

However, I will say this….

I, a tax payer, would much [...]

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Some questions are simply avoidable for only so long….and it’s been so long at our house

By On March 2, 2012 · 8 Comments

It was a local story that shocked the nation.  A local story that hit a little too close to home; and lead to one of the most uncomfortable, awkward and heart breaking mornings of my life.

When the story first broke, I watched & listened in horror.  My stomach turned, it hurt to breathe [...]

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10:19 pm and I JUST realized it’s Wednesday so here it is. Wordless Wednesday

By On March 1, 2012 · Leave a Comment

 

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The PIT’s letter to Great Gramma (the first page of it anyway)

By On February 17, 2012 · 1 Comment

I don’t know what I love more….the way she writes letters LIKE Gramma does, very very detailed, (she’s currently working on page 3 and she’s not even to our date yet!) or the way she tells it exactly like it is.

This kid fucking ROCKS

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I want to be her when I grow up

By On February 3, 2012 · 1 Comment

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“There was an incident”….and then the blood drained from my head and I almost puked

By On January 29, 2012 · 13 Comments

“There was an incident today” the counselor said

“Ok” I said

I’m with ya so far I thought nodding my head

“Involving the PIT” she said

Mhmm still with ya….still nodding….

“Another student asked the PIT to go to the bathroom with him…to [...]

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And so begins a new year…

By On January 23, 2012 · 12 Comments

Yeah, yeah, I know….the new year began weeks ago.

I noticed.

I meant to post this weeks ago when the new year actually started but then I got busy…letting depression take the lead.
Time to take the lead back bitches.

2011 was a busy year [...]

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Panties are not optional

By On December 1, 2011 · 1 Comment

Christ on a bicycle.

Talk about neglectful.

I’m sorry guys….it’s been far too long since I’ve wrote anything, naughty or nice.

I have no excuses. Well, none that aren’t complete and total bullshit and I’m too tired for bullshit

I’ll blog a PIT/mama report very [...]

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Victim

By On November 24, 2011 · 3 Comments

Definition of vicitm: an unfortunate person who suffers from adverse circumstance

Note~you are not a victim if you have self inflicted those adverse circumstances. Thats just simply called puttin on your big girl panties and dealing with the consequences of YOUR OWN choices.

It seems to me that the world is full of victims; [...]

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Running out of time or making the most of the moments I’ll never get back?

By On November 19, 2011 · 4 Comments

It seems to me that some people can be overly ambitious when it comes go dating.

Am I the only one not entirely focused on finding prince charming?

Apparently, my boss and my gramma are bot quite concerned about what I’m going to [...]

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Happy Halloween kinda Wordless Wednesday

By On October 26, 2011 · 1 Comment

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I’m fucked

By On October 25, 2011 · 4 Comments

Is it my imagination or is my daughter possessed by demons or on the verge of menstruation?

Either her head is going to spin & pea soup vomit will cover my walls or she’s going to ask me for a tampon.

Either way, I’m FUCKED.

She’s a good [...]

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